French swear words
putain
The most versatile French swear word. Used as an interjection for anger, surprise, joy, or emphasis. Originally meant 'whore' but now functions like the English 'fuck' as an exclamation rather than a noun.
merde
Standard exclamation for frustration, disappointment, or surprise. Literally excrement.
bordel
Used to describe chaos or mess; also used as an interjection like 'damn'. Literally means brothel.
con / conne
Originally vulgar slang for female genitalia (cunt), now primarily means 'stupid' or 'idiot' in France. The feminine 'conne' is more offensive than 'con'.
connard / connasse
Augmentative form of 'con', much stronger. Connard (masc) and connasse (fem) are direct insults implying the person is contemptible and stupid.
enculé(e)
Past participle of 'enculer' (to sodomize). Used as a strong insult implying submission/defilement. Almost exclusively used for men (enculée rarely heard).
fils de pute
Direct attack on someone's mother. Extremely provocative and likely to incite violence.
salaud / salope
Salaud (masc) = bastard, rotten person. Salope (fem) = bitch, slut. Originally from 'sale' (dirty).
nique ta mère
Extreme insult invoking maternal incest. Abbreviated as 'NTM'.
ta gueule
Extremely rude way to tell someone to be quiet. 'Gueule' refers to animal mouths, implying the person is subhuman.
va te faire foutre
Standard phrase for 'fuck off'. Uses the verb 'foutre' (to fuck/do).
baiser
Originally 'to kiss' (archaic), now exclusively means 'to fuck' in vulgar slang. 'Je te baise' = I'm fucking you.
niquer
From Arabic 'nik'. More aggressive and vulgar than 'baiser'. Used for sex, destroying something, or screwing someone over.
chier
To defecate; also used in expressions meaning 'to annoy' or 'bore'.
faire chier
Expression meaning to annoy or bother someone excessively.
branleur / branleuse
Someone who masturbates excessively; by extension, a lazy person who does nothing productive.
pédé / pédale
Extremely offensive slur for gay men. 'Pédale' originally meant pedal, now coded slang for homosexual.
bâtard / bâtarde
Originally illegitimate child, now general insult for someone with bad character.