baiser
What does baiser mean? baiser is a French severe that translates to “to fuck” in English.
Literal Translation
to kiss/fuck
Meaning & Usage
"to fuck"
Originally 'to kiss' (archaic), now exclusively means 'to fuck' in vulgar slang. 'Je te baise' = I'm fucking you.
Examples in the Wild
Il m'a baisé sur ce deal (He fucked me over on this deal)
When to Use It
Context
- Expressing strong frustration or emphasis
- Only among very close friends who share this register
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Around elders or authority figures
- Public spaces — will cause genuine offense
- Mixed company or unfamiliar social groups
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
Do not confuse with 'un baiser' (a kiss) which is neutral. As a verb, always vulgar. 'Se faire baiser' = to get screwed over/ripped off.
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