calisse / câlice

ka.lisexclamation, religious, quebec

What does calisse / câlice mean? calisse / câlice is a French severe that translates to “damn / fuck / shit” in English.

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"damn / fuck / shit"

From Catholic chalice used in Mass. Quebec exclamation.

Calisse de machine ! (Fucking machine!)

Context

  • Expressing strong frustration or emphasis
  • Only among very close friends who share this register
  • As a spontaneous exclamation

Avoid

  • Professional or formal settings
  • Around elders or authority figures
  • Public spaces — will cause genuine offense
  • Around religious or conservative communities
  • Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations

Cultural Context

Common in Quebec. 'Câline' = soft version used on TV. 'Calisse de tabarnak' = strong combination.

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