glander

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What does glander mean? glander is a French mild that translates to “to slack off, to do jack shit” in English.

to acorn / to do nothing (from gland)

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"to slack off, to do jack shit"

To waste time, to do nothing productive — from 'gland' (acorn/penis tip). 'Il glande toute la journée' means he does nothing all day. It's the verb equivalent of the 'branleur' concept but less explicitly sexual. 'Glandeur' (slacker) is the derived noun.

'Qu'est-ce que tu glandes?' — what are you doing? (implying: nothing). 'J'ai glandé devant Netflix' — I slacked off watching Netflix.