Dutch swear words
stront
Feces. Used to describe something worthless or as a prefix for an annoying person.
kanker
The ultimate taboo word in Dutch. Used as a curse, an insult ('kankerhond'), or as a profound intensifier ('kankergoed' = fucking great).
tyfus
Typhus. Used to wish a terrible disease on someone or to complain about a severe problem ('tyfusweer' = typhus weather / shitty weather).
tering
Tuberculosis (phthisis). Used frequently as an exclamation indicating surprise, pain, or as an intensifier.
klere
Cholera (spelled chronologically as kolera/klere). Used predominantly as an adjective/prefix to mean annoying or bothersome.
kut
Female genitalia. The most common exclamation for when things go wrong.
lul
Male genitalia. Used to call a man a jerk or an idiot.
klootzak
Scrotum. The standard strong insult for an obnoxious or mean man.
godverdomme
The classic religious curse, invoking God to damn the speaker.
teringlijer
A person suffering from tuberculosis. Used to describe a deeply terrible or malicious person.
kankerlijer
A person suffering from cancer.
hoer
Direct literal term for prostitute. Used heavily as a slur against women.
kankerhoer
A combination of the worst disease prefix and a sexual insult.
slet
A sexually promiscuous woman.
flikker
Homophobic slur for a gay man.
homo
Technically the neutral word for homosexual, but heavily weaponized by youths as a general insult for cowardice or stupidity.
klootwijf
The female equivalent of 'klootzak', combining 'kloot' (scrotum) and 'wijf' (wife/broad).
pannenkoek
A soft, flat food. Used to describe someone who is being silly, foolish, or clumsy.