takkewijf
What does takkewijf mean? takkewijf is a Dutch moderate that translates to “old hag / bitch” in English.
Literal Translation
branch woman
Meaning & Usage
"old hag / bitch"
A milder, somewhat old-fashioned insult for a bitter, annoying older woman.
Examples in the Wild
Wat een takkewijf is mijn buurvrouw. (My neighbor is such a hag.)
When to Use It
Context
- Casual conversations with friends
- Informal settings where profanity is accepted
- Direct confrontation (use with caution)
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Mixed company or unfamiliar social groups
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
'Takke' comes from stroke/apoplexy originally (taking), but sounds like branches. Mild enough for standard television.
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