glijmiddel
What does glijmiddel mean? glijmiddel is a Dutch mild that translates to “smooth operator (derogatory) / slimy bastard” in English.
Literal Translation
lube / sliding agent
Meaning & Usage
"smooth operator (derogatory) / slimy bastard"
Literally lube. Used metaphorically for a slimy, untrustworthy, snake-oil-salesman type.
Examples in the Wild
Hij is een echt glijmiddel. (He's a real slimy bastard.)
When to Use It
Context
- Casual conversations with friends
- Informal settings where profanity is accepted
- Direct confrontation (use with caution)
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Mixed company or unfamiliar social groups
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
Not highly vulgar, just a very accurate description of a sleazy car salesman.
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