Thai swear words
อีบ้า (ee baa)
“crazy bitch”
A dumb or crazy woman.
อีควาย (ee khwai)
“fucking idiot (female) / dumb bitch”
Directed at a woman to call her extremely stupid.
ส้นตีน (son teen)
“useless shit / bottom feeder”
The heel of the foot. In Thai culture, feet are the lowest and dirtiest part of the body.
ไอ้ควย (ai khuai)
“cock-sucker / dickhead”
Calling a man a dick.
เหี้ย (hia)
“bastard / shit / fuck”
Literally the water monitor lizard. The ultimate Thai swear word. Historically, these lizards ate villagers' chickens, making them universally hated.
กวนส้นตีน (kuan son teen)
“asking for a kick / being an annoying prick”
Acting in a highly provocative or annoying manner.
อีหอย (ee hoi)
“you massive pussy/clam”
Hoi means clam/shellfish, which is standard slang for vagina.
ดอกทอง (dok thong)
“slut / whore”
A classic, traditional Thai insult for a promiscuous or deceitful woman.
ชาติโง่ (chat ngo)
“born idiot / fucking stupid”
Someone who was incarnated into this life strictly to be an idiot.
เปรต (pret)
“tall freak / cursed ghost”
In Buddhist mythology, a pret is a cursed, impossibly tall ghost with a needle-thin mouth, suffering eternal hunger.
ลูกกะหรี่ (luk karee)
“son of a whore”
Son or daughter of a prostitute.
อีดอก (ee dok)
“bitch / slut”
A shorthand for 'ee dok thong'.
เย็ด (yet)
“to fuck”
The highly vulgar verb for sexual intercourse.
เย็ดแม่ง (yet maeng)
“fuck it / gosh darn it / motherfucker”
A slightly modified version used more as an exclamation when things go wrong.
เย็ดแม่ (yet mae)
“motherfucker”
Fucking one's mother.
แมงดา (maeng da)
“pimp / gigolo / leech”
A man who lives off a woman's income, usually a pimp.
ไอ้บ้า (ai baa)
“crazy bastard / idiot”
A dumb or crazy man.
ไอ้ขี้หมา (ai khee maa)
“piece of dog shit”
A worthless, disgusting person.