อีหอย (ee hoi)
What does อีหอย (ee hoi) mean? อีหอย (ee hoi) is a Thai strong that translates to “you massive pussy/clam” in English.
Literal Translation
female clam
Meaning & Usage
"you massive pussy/clam"
Hoi means clam/shellfish, which is standard slang for vagina.
Examples in the Wild
อีหอยเอ๊ย (Ee hoi oey - You fucking clam/cunt.)
When to Use It
Context
- Informal settings where profanity is accepted
- Expressing strong frustration or emphasis
- Direct confrontation (use with caution)
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Around elders or authority figures
- Mixed company or unfamiliar social groups
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
A slightly more creative, aquatic way to call a woman a cunt.
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