Romanian swear words
muie
“blowjob / fuck you”
Originally meaning face/mouth, it exclusively means a blowjob today. Handing someone 'muie' means telling them to suck your dick.
pizda
“cunt / pussy”
Female genitalia. Used as a severe insult or to describe something terrible or very far away.
bășină
“fart / bullshit”
A fart. 'Cu nasul pe sus ca o bășină' (Nose stuck up like a fart) means arrogant.
sugi ceapa
“suck it / fuck off”
A humorous, clean alternative to 'sugi pula'.
zdreanță
“slut / rag”
A torn cloth. Equivalent to 'szmata' in Polish. Means a promiscuous or worthless woman.
maica domnului
“fuck the Virgin Mary”
Targeting the Virgin Mary. Usually appended to 'Futu-ți'.
freacă-menta
“waste of time / slacking off”
Doing absolutely nothing productive.
sâni
“boobs”
Not a swear word, but the proper term, often used sensually or casually.
pește
“pimp”
A pimp.
du-te dracu
“go to hell / fuck off”
The standard way to tell someone to go to hell.
țâțe
“tits”
Vulgar slang for breasts.
fute-vânt
“useless idiot / waste of space”
Someone who is so useless that all they accomplish is having sex with the wind.
panaramă
“trainwreck / drama queen / slut”
A woman who creates a huge public scene, acts trashy, or sleeps around.
țăran
“hillbilly / uncultured swine”
A rural farmer/peasant. Used to insult someone's manners, hygiene, or intelligence.
sugaci
“cocksucker / baby”
Can refer to a suckling infant, but as an insult to an adult, it means 'cocksucker'.
sugi pula
“suck my dick / fuck you”
A direct command to perform fellatio on the speaker.
mucea
“snot-nosed brat”
An annoying, inexperienced kid with snot on his face.
soarele mă-tii
“fuck your mother's sun”
Cursing the celestial bodies shining upon someone's mother. Often combined with the moon (luna).