shitfaced

ˈʃɪt.feɪstscatological

What does shitfaced mean? shitfaced is a English strong that translates to “very drunk” in English.

having a face of feces

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"very drunk"

Extremely drunk — so drunk that your face looks like it's been through something terrible. It's one of the most vivid English words for intoxication, and English has a LOT of words for intoxication. The imagery is unflattering and that's entirely the point.

The morning after: 'I was absolutely shitfaced last night, I don't remember anything after 11.'

Context

  • Informal settings where profanity is accepted
  • Expressing strong frustration or emphasis

Avoid

  • Professional or formal settings
  • Around elders or authority figures
  • Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations

Cultural Context

Part of English's extraordinary vocabulary for drunkenness. A 2014 study found over 500 English words and phrases for being drunk. 'Shitfaced' ranks among the most vulgar, alongside 'hammered,' 'plastered,' 'wasted,' 'smashed,' and 'legless.' Primarily American usage, though understood globally.

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