vãi
What does vãi mean? vãi is a Vietnamese moderate that translates to “very / extremely / wow” in English.
Literal Translation
spurt / ejaculate
Meaning & Usage
"very / extremely / wow"
Originally 'to spurt/ejaculate,' now used as intensifier like 'very' or to express surprise.
Examples in the Wild
Đẹp vãi! (Very beautiful!) / Vãi lồn! (Holy shit!)
When to Use It
Context
- Casual conversations with friends
- Informal settings where profanity is accepted
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
Internet slang popularized online. 'Vãi lồn' (spurting pussy) = very/surprising. 'Vãi nồi' (spurting pot) = same meaning, less vulgar.
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“motherfucker / fuck your mother”
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“cunt-face / fuckface”
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đồ mặt dày
“shameless person / thick-skinned bastard”
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