شاش بند (Shash band)
What does شاش بند (Shash band) mean? شاش بند (Shash band) is a Dari moderate that translates to “useless / pathetic / incompetent” in English.
Literal Translation
piss-blocked / unable to piss
Meaning & Usage
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"useless / pathetic / incompetent"
Someone so incompetent they can't even manage the most basic bodily function. The image is of a person so useless that even their own body doesn't work properly. It's a creative escalation of 'shash' (piss) into a character judgment.
Examples in the Wild
این شاش بند یک موتر را هم درست کرده نمیتواند. (In shash band yak motar ra ham dorost karda nametwanada. - This shash-band can't even fix one car.) — About an incompetent worker.