کونی (Kuni)

“I fucked your sister”

Declaring sexual intercourse with the target's sister.

“damn / goddamn / cursed”

Someone upon whom God's curse (la'nat) has fallen. In everyday use it functions exactly like the English 'damn' — versatile, moderate, and everywhere. 'In telefon-e lanati' (this damn phone) is something every Kabuli says daily. But in its religious sense, being cursed by God is eternal damnation.

“whore / sex worker (euphemism)”

The Afghan euphemism for a sex worker — someone whose 'work' (kaar) is 'bad.' It's the word people use when they want to accuse a woman of prostitution without using the explicit 'jenda' (whore) or the formal 'fahisha.' The euphemistic nature actually makes it more common in everyday speech, because it's considered less vulgar to say.

“cuck / shameless bastard”

A man who is indifferent to his wife's adultery, or actively pimps her out.

“jackass / stubborn fool”

A second word for donkey — used interchangeably with 'khar' but with a slightly more literary, formal register. It's the donkey-insult you'd hear from an educated person rather than a street vendor. Same meaning: stupid, stubborn, and unable to learn. Afghan Dari borrowed 'olagh' from Turkish, while 'khar' is pure Persian.

“coward / traitor / backstabber”

This is one of the most loaded words in Afghan masculinity. It doesn't just mean coward — it means someone who broke a promise, betrayed a trust, or abandoned someone in need. A namard is someone whose word means nothing. In a culture built on oral agreements and personal honor, this can end friendships and start blood feuds.

“limp dick / useless bastard”

An old word for a useless, pathetic man with no backbone.

“worthless nobody / scoundrel”

Someone who is practically not a human being because of their low morals.