pochcat se (poh-ch-tsat seh)
What does pochcat se (poh-ch-tsat seh) mean? pochcat se (poh-ch-tsat seh) is a Czech moderate that translates to “to piss yourself laughing” in English.
Literal Translation
to piss oneself
Meaning & Usage
"to piss yourself laughing"
To urinate oneself. Often used metaphorically for uncontrollable laughter.
Examples in the Wild
Budu se asi smíchy pochcat. (I'm going to piss myself laughing.)
When to Use It
Context
- Casual conversations with friends
- Informal settings where profanity is accepted
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
Commonly used when recounting a funny story.
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