thuận buồm xuôi lồn
What does thuận buồm xuôi lồn mean? thuận buồm xuôi lồn is a Vietnamese severe that translates to “everything's fucked / completely derailed” in English.
Literal Translation
smooth sailing down cunt
Meaning & Usage
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"everything's fucked / completely derailed"
A vulgar rhyming twist on the traditional wish 'thuận buồm xuôi gió' (smooth sailing with favorable winds). Changing 'gió' (wind) to 'lồn' (cunt) flips the meaning from a blessing for success into a cynical declaration of disaster.
Examples in the Wild
Sighing after a deal falls through at the last minute: 'Thôi, thuận buồm xuôi lồn mẹ nó rồi.' (Well, it all went down the cunt.)