Arsch mit Ohren
What does Arsch mit Ohren mean? Arsch mit Ohren is a German moderate that translates to “total idiot / complete moron” in English.
Literal Translation
ass with ears
Meaning & Usage
"total idiot / complete moron"
Calling someone an 'ass with ears' — implying they are nothing but a rear end that happens to be able to hear.
Examples in the Wild
Der Typ ist ein Arsch mit Ohren. (That guy is an ass with ears.)
When to Use It
Context
- Casual conversations with friends
- Informal settings where profanity is accepted
- Direct confrontation (use with caution)
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
Humorous compound insult beloved for its vivid imagery. Suggests the person has no redeeming qualities beyond basic sensory function.
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