Arsch mit Ohren
What does Arsch mit Ohren mean? Arsch mit Ohren is a German moderate that translates to “total idiot / complete moron” in English.
Literal Translation
ass with ears
Meaning & Usage
"total idiot / complete moron"
Calling someone an 'ass with ears' — implying they are nothing but a rear end that happens to be able to hear.
Examples in the Wild
Der Typ ist ein Arsch mit Ohren. (That guy is an ass with ears.)
When to Use It
Context
- Casual conversations with friends
- Informal settings where profanity is accepted
- Direct confrontation (use with caution)
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
Humorous compound insult beloved for its vivid imagery. Suggests the person has no redeeming qualities beyond basic sensory function.
More in German 🇩🇪
View all →Hurensohn
“son of a bitch / motherfucker”
One of the most offensive German insults. Attacks the target by calling their mother a prostitute. Extremely aggressive and confrontational.
Fick dich
“fuck you / go fuck yourself”
Direct equivalent of 'fuck you'. One of the strongest possible verbal aggressions in German.
Dreckiges Stück Scheiße
“dirty piece of shit”
Extremely vulgar multi-word insult. Maximum contempt expressed through layered scatological terms.
Depp
“idiot / fool / moron”
Straightforward insult calling someone stupid or foolish. Common in everyday speech for someone acting thoughtlessly.
Mist
“crap / darn”
Mild exclamation of frustration used for minor mishaps. Literally means manure but functions like 'crap' or 'darn' in English.
Leck mich am Arsch
“kiss my ass / screw you”
Extremely rude expression of contempt, dismissal, or frustration. Tells someone to perform a degrading act.
Blödmann
“stupid / dumbass”
Calling someone a stupid person. Direct and uncomplicated insult targeting intelligence.
Halt die Fresse
“shut the fuck up”
Very aggressive command to shut up. 'Fresse' (snout/maw) dehumanizes the target by referring to their mouth as an animal's feeding hole.