kiss my ass

kɪs maɪ æsexclamation, insult, body part

What does kiss my ass mean? kiss my ass is a English strong that translates to “kiss my ass” in English.

press your lips to my buttocks

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"kiss my ass"

A defiant dismissal telling someone their opinion is worthless and they should degrade themselves. It's an act of contempt — you're not just dismissing them, you're assigning them a humiliating task. The imagery is the point.

As a defiant exit line when quitting a job or ending an argument. Also used lightheartedly: 'You think I can't do it? Kiss my ass, watch me.'

UKstrong

'Kiss my arse' — same meaning, different spelling

Context

  • Informal settings where profanity is accepted
  • Expressing strong frustration or emphasis
  • As a spontaneous exclamation
  • Direct confrontation (use with caution)

Avoid

  • Professional or formal settings
  • Around elders or authority figures
  • Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations

Cultural Context

The gesture of mooning (exposing one's buttocks) is the physical equivalent. Has medieval roots — 'kiss my arse' appears in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales (1390s), making it one of the oldest surviving English insults. The American 'ass' version has overtaken the British 'arse' version globally.

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