cu na mão
What does cu na mão mean? cu na mão is a Portuguese strong that translates to “scared shitless / terrified” in English.
Literal Translation
ass in hand
Meaning & Usage
"scared shitless / terrified"
Extreme fear; holding one's ass in fear.
Examples in the Wild
Fiquei com o cu na mão naquela montanha russa (I was scared shitless on that roller coaster)
When to Use It
Context
- Informal settings where profanity is accepted
- Expressing strong frustration or emphasis
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Around elders or authority figures
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
Vivid metaphor for terror. 'Ficar com o cu na mão' = to be scared shitless. 'Cu trancado' (ass clenched) is similar.
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