πάρε τα αρχίδια μου (pah-reh tah ar-khee-dee-ah mou)
What does πάρε τα αρχίδια μου (pah-reh tah ar-khee-dee-ah mou) mean? πάρε τα αρχίδια μου (pah-reh tah ar-khee-dee-ah mou) is a Greek severe that translates to “suck my dick / grab my balls” in English.
Literal Translation
take my testicles
Meaning & Usage
"suck my dick / grab my balls"
Telling someone they will receive nothing but your genitals.
Examples in the Wild
Θες λεφτά; Πάρε τα αρχίδια μου! (You want money? Take my balls!)
When to Use It
Context
- Expressing strong frustration or emphasis
- Only among very close friends who share this register
- Direct confrontation (use with caution)
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Around elders or authority figures
- Public spaces — will cause genuine offense
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
Often paired with a grab of the crotch.
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ψωλή (pso-lee)
“cock / dick”
Heavy slang for male genitalia.
παπάρια (pah-pah-ree-ah)
“my balls / bullshit”
Another word for testicles, slightly more slangy than arhidia.
γαμώ τον Χριστό σου (gah-mo ton khrees-to sou)
“go fuck yourself (blasphemous)”
A direct vulgar attack on Jesus Christ connected to the person's faith.
πουτάνας γιος (poo-tah-nas yos)
“son of a bitch”
Literally the son of a prostitute.
ψεύτη (psef-tee)
“lying bastard”
A liar.
μαλάκας (mah-lah-kas)
“wanker / asshole / dude”
A man who masturbates.
άι στο διάολο (ai sto dee-ah-o-lo)
“go to hell”
Commanding someone to go to the devil/hell.