wankered
What does wankered mean? wankered is a English strong that translates to “hammered / extremely drunk” in English.
Literal Translation
masturbated
Meaning & Usage
"hammered / extremely drunk"
A state of acute alcohol intoxication.
Examples in the Wild
I don't remember getting home, I was totally wankered.
Regional Variations
When to Use It
Context
- Informal settings where profanity is accepted
- Expressing strong frustration or emphasis
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Around elders or authority figures
- Mixed company or unfamiliar social groups
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
A quintessential UK slang term. Deriving from 'wank', it means the person is drunk beyond the point of reason. Often used boastfully on weekend nights out.
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