plonker

//ˈplɒŋ.kə(ɹ)//insult

What does plonker mean? plonker is a English mild that translates to “idiot / fool” in English.

something heavy dropped (slang: penis)

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"idiot / fool"

A mild British insult immortalized by Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses. Calling someone a plonker means they've done something spectacularly stupid, but you're more amused than angry about it.

When your friend drops their phone in the toilet or locks their keys in the car. Always delivered with a headshake and a half-smile.