pillock

//ˈpɪl.ək//insult

What does pillock mean? pillock is a English mild that translates to “idiot / fool” in English.

penis (archaic Scandinavian)

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"idiot / fool"

A wonderfully quaint British insult meaning a stupid person. Nobody using it today knows or cares that it derives from a Scandinavian word for penis — it's been completely sanitized by centuries of use. Safe to use in front of most grandmothers.

Said with exasperation rather than real anger. 'You pillock, you've put diesel in a petrol car.'