píčovina (pee-choh-vihn-ah)
What does píčovina (pee-choh-vihn-ah) mean? píčovina (pee-choh-vihn-ah) is a Czech severe that translates to “bullshit / dumbass thing” in English.
Literal Translation
cunt-thing
Meaning & Usage
"bullshit / dumbass thing"
A noun derived from píča. Means complete nonsense, a total mistake, or a useless trinket.
Examples in the Wild
To je neuvěřitelná píčovina. (That is incredible bullshit.)
When to Use It
Context
- Expressing strong frustration or emphasis
- Only among very close friends who share this register
Avoid
- Professional or formal settings
- Around elders or authority figures
- Public spaces — will cause genuine offense
- Job interviews, meetings, or customer-facing situations
Cultural Context
A brilliantly descriptive word. If you buy a useless plastic gadget, it's a 'píčovina'.
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Directing something or someone into an anus.
kurva (koor-va)
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